Legend has it Poseidon had every aquatic creature at his beck and call, from the smallest shrimp to the largest whale shark. Yet no amount of seaweed or starfish could shield his eyes from the burning rays of Helios until - Lo! Behold! A gift from Hephaestus himself, a brand new pair of Polarized 2000s. “Dude. These are fucking sick.” Poseidon bellowed, “Just wait until Aphrodite sees me in these.”
Yo dude, have you checked out the Pit Viper 2000s? They're like, totally rad! These shades are totally fly and will make you look like you stepped straight outta the 90s.
First off, the Pit Viper 2000s are all about the style. They come in a bunch of dope colors like neon green, hot pink, and baby blue, all of which will make you stand out from the crowd. But it's not just about the colors, these sunglasses have a super unique look that's all their own. They've got a retro, sporty vibe that's perfect for any chill activity under the sun.Am I gazing upon cows grazing in a lush green pasture below a breathtaking midwestern sky? Close, it’s The Cowabunga Polarized. Pit Vipers, but cow print. And no, no cows were harmed in the making of these sunglasses.
So, if you wanna look like you're ready to hit up the skate park or the beach with the homies, you gotta grab a pair of Pit Viper 2000s. Trust me, they're totally tubular!
WARNING: THESE ARE NOT OFFICAL AIRSOFT EYEWEAR. THESE SHOULD NOT BE USED IN GAME. THEY ARE ANSI 80.3 RATED, NOT ANSI 87.1. THEY WILL NOT PROTECT YOUR EYES AGAINST A DIRECT BB IMPACT.