Yo dude, have you checked out the Pit Viper 2000s? They're like, totally rad! These shades are totally fly and will make you look like you stepped straight outta the 90s.
First off, the Pit Viper 2000s are all about the style. They come in a bunch of dope colors like neon green, hot pink, and baby blue, all of which will make you stand out from the crowd. But it's not just about the colors, these sunglasses have a super unique look that's all their own. They've got a retro, sporty vibe that's perfect for any chill activity under the sun.
Samantha from third period said her cousin’s older brother told her if you light a candle, prepare an apple pie from scratch, and say “Hail Sagan” three times in the bathroom mirror, the man himself appears to tell you that we are all made of space stuff.
“These shades slap” - Carl Sagan, probably.
These Pit Vipers have Full Turbo Vision™ - a special combination of filters that enhance natural colors and give you greater definition, contrast, and clarity..
So, if you wanna look like you're ready to hit up the skate park or the beach with the homies, you gotta grab a pair of Pit Viper 2000s. Trust me, they're totally tubular!
WARNING: THESE ARE NOT OFFICAL AIRSOFT EYEWEAR. THESE SHOULD NOT BE USED IN GAME. THEY ARE ANSI 80.3 RATED, NOT ANSI 87.1. THEY WILL NOT PROTECT YOUR EYES AGAINST A DIRECT BB IMPACT.